EZ-Bake Lizards

Dear Mrs. Vicky

I am writing in as a concerned child of the 1990’s. In the summer of 93 I “accidentally” put my brother’s pet Lizard Iggy in my e-z bake oven. It wasn’t a good recipe and it didn’t turn out well for anybody. To this day, my parent’s hold a grudge and don’t trust me with anything to do with convection. What can I do to make them trust me again?

Yours,

LB

Dear Lizard Baker,

Nothing is ever perfect on the first try! No one can blame you for being culinarly curious as to what lizards taste like but perhaps your execution needs some work.I suggest making the lizard again but this time cut it into pieces and hide it in a delicious fall stew. No one will know their eating their pet!
Also, if this fails to wow the crowd, I suggest making apple caramel crisps. A delightful treat for the whole family. Keep me posted on your results.

Yours Truly,
Mrs. Vicky

BBQ?

Dear Mrs. Vicky,

what is the best way to prepare human?  
- AB

human? barbque of course!  

- CD

CD - that is the best idea ever! You should guest star on myblog.

AB - try it and keep me posted

- Vicky

vicky are you trying to barbque me ??? because ill do it only if the sauce is fat free im on a diet  

- CD

i would vicky, but i do not cook
- AB

excuses, excuses. ‘I’m on a diet’, ‘I dont cook human’…whatever.

- Vicky